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ADD 2018 Freshman Class Pitches

ADD 2018 Freshman Class Pitches


– So what’s goin’ on, you guys? My name is Dirty Joe. I do drywall. I’m outta Dallas. Heard about this competition with ADD. Before I went to the
penitentiary and did this program to get my certificate, I was a rapper. I got flows, man, so I just want to show the world what ADD is all about. That’s why I deserve to be on ADD’s Freshman List
’cause everybody at my job got a copy of my mixtape
including my supervisor, and I just want to go ahead and
put this down for the world. Dirty Joe, yeep! – Yo, what up, this Lil’ Insecure. Damn, I’ma do it again. (beep) You already know what the fuck goin’ on, it’s… (lively music) We still rolling, we good? Okay. You already know who the fuck this is, this Lil’ Inse… I’ma do it with the shirt on. I’ma do it with the
shirt on, I feel bloated. (beep) I shoulda wore a hoodie. Yo, what up, this is Lil’ Insecure and I should be on the W… What is this called? (beep) You already know what the hell goin’ on, this Lil’ Insecure, and I should be on ADD’s Freshman 2018 List. Uh, should I be on… Should I be on this? – [Interviewer] Yeah, why not? – I shoulda wore a hoodie. – [Interviewer] You signed up to do this. – Dope boy! JaBeta, Thugs Bunny, Doe J.Simpson, why? ‘Cause I’m killin’ these hoes. Dopebron James, the DoVinci Code, why is that? Because I’m that deep. These are all personalities
that live in my head, and these are the reasons why I deserve to be on the 2018 ADD Freshman List. You know I gave you Fat Drake. You know I’m cute as hell, ladies, and you know I got them bars, and I don’t put raisins
in my potato salad. I’m out here, put me on the list or I’m beatin’ yo’ ass! – What’s up, man? It’s Lil 2-Old 4-This Shit, and I got bars like Ted Danson. If you not old, you won’t
even get the reference, but I’m old, you know what I’m sayin’? So old and fat, Jesus was my first A and R. Yeah! – Aye, what up, tho? You already know what it is. It’s yo’ boy, Dat Nigga Go Hard As (beep), you know what I’m talkin’ ’bout? Out here auditioning for
the 2018 ADD Freshman List. Y’all already know what’s goin’ on, man. My name say it all, Dat Nigga Go Hard As (beep)! Y’all (beep) with the single, “Dat Nigga Go Hard As (beep)!” Titled, Dat Nigga Go Hard As (beep)! You know what I’m talkin’ ’bout? So go on ‘head and make it official like a referee whistle and put your boy on the list. Holla at me, hoe ass nigga! – What up, it’s me Young Trimester, aka Fruitful Womb, aka You
Wish I Was Yo’ Baby’s Mama. As if! You need to put me on ADD’s Freshman List because if you don’t, you don’t love yo’ mama, you don’t love yo’ grandmama, you don’t love nobody’s mama, and I’ma tell ’em that
you didn’t put me on here. – (speaking in foreign
language), you already know what time it is, okay? It’s you boy, Papa Chulo
(speaking in foreign language), but you can call me, Salsa, okay? I deserve to be in this ADD cipher because look at me, man. Look at me, it’s easy. It’s a easy decision. Even when you see me, you
know I gotta be in it. All these rappers, man, I wrote it! Okay, Beyonce, Jay-Z, I wrote it! Okay, Cardi B., I wrote it! Okay, I wrote it! That’s all you need to know, okay? So put me in the Cipher, I’ma fucking murder everybody, like that! – What’s happening, cuz? It’s yo’ favorite Crip, Hi-C, and I need to make ADD’s
2018 Freshman List, cuz, because they owe me, that’s why, cuz! I gave ’em Addicted to Crippin’. I gave ’em Crip Advice, now I’m ready to lay
these Crippin’ bars, cuz, and I got more bars than a county jail. I ain’t gon’ punch on Dope Boy, that’s on my mama, cuz. – What’s up, y’all, it’s Origami 365/25/8. Let me tell you why I deserve to be on ADD’s 2018 Freshman List. Well, first, like I came up from the bottom, and I’m like a voice, like a visual voice, for those people who just
don’t know how to clap back. Like me, (hands clap together) I just (hands clapping) Brrrat! And that’s it, you know what I’m sayin’? But other than that, like I’ma real one. I like long walks on the beach. I like to walk with my dog, and I like to drink water, you feel me? And that’s why I deserve to be on ADD’s 2018 Freshman List, you heard? – What’s up, y’all, my
name is Lil Yung Denim, and I deserve to be a 2018 ADD Freshman because my flow’s tighter than some 511s. If you step to me, it’s
click, clack, boom! Now you in heaven. Gang! – What’s up, y’all, it’s
your girls Moscato D, and I’m her to tell you why I want to be a part of the ADD Freshman 2018 List. First of all, I don’t want to be there, I need to be there. This ain’t even a competition. I named after Moscato, that’s what my mom liked to drink when she was pregnant with me. I’m sweet, I’m bubbly, that’s just to tell you
a little bit about me, but I’m here to tell all
these rappers go home, it’s not a competition. Moscato is here to take the chain. (funky, bass-thumping music)

100 comments

Ahh man this is a tough one. Iโ€™m torn between Lil Trimester, 2 old 4 this shit and Lil Insecure!!

Respect to Trev for that bar.
Tighter than some 5-11s If you step to me its click, clack, boom. Now you in heaven ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Patrick is really sexy as hell. Been crushing for the longest time. When he put that shirt back on, I was like what are u doing ??? Take that off.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Patrick ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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