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Kroll Show – PubLIZity – Pitching a New Client

Kroll Show – PubLIZity – Pitching a New Client


I’M AN AMAZING PERSON
WITH AN AMAZING LIFE.
– AND I’M LIZ.
I’M A COLLEGE GRADUATE
AND I EXPECT THE BEST. I’M THE DRIVEN ONE.
– AND I’M TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE. OUR PR FIRM
IS CALLED PUBLIZITY. – IT’S BASED OFF
OUR NAMES.
IT’S REALLY AMAZING.
WELL, IT’S, LIKE, FUNNY BECAUSE,
LIKE, WE’RE VERY DIFFERENT.
RIGHT.
– IT’S, LIKE, I LIVE TO WORK.
– EXACTLY.
AND I JUST WANT
TO HAVE AN AMAZING LIFE.
LIKE, THAT’S JUST ME.
I’M MYSELF.
– OKAY, THAT’S GREAT.
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT’S–
MY POINT IS IT’S NOT JUST PEOPLE
THAT GET CANCER,
DOGS GET IT TOO–
– OH, MY GOD. I LOVE DOGS.
– I LOVE DOGS. – AND I WANT
TO RAISE AWARENESS FOR THAT. THAT’S WHAT MY CHARITY IS FOR.
I HEAR YOU TWO ARE THE BEST. – THANK YOU.
– THANK YOU. SO, LIKE, WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO
IS, LIKE, A BIG PARTY. LIKE, A BIG SPLASH. OH, MY GOD!
I HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA. – ALL RIGHT. – PIRATE GIRL RUM PRESENTS
A ROCKING BEACH BASH TO BENEFIT CUPCAKES
FOR CANINE CANCER. – THAT’S CUTE.
– IT’S SUPER CUTE. I’M GONNA WORK HARD
ON LOCKING DOWN SOME CUSTOM CUPCAKES.
– [gasps]
AND MY NEW RESCUE DOG BRAD
CAN TOTALLY WALK THE RED CARPET.
I FOUND HIM IN THE TRASH.
– HE’S GROSS.
– YES, HE IS.
HE’S DISGUSTING.
– I JUST WANT IT
TO BE TASTEFUL.
– OH, MY GOD,
THAT’S SO COOL.
– THAT’S SWEET.
– THAT’S REALLY CUTE.
– THAT’S SWEET.
– THAT’S SWEET.
COMING UP NEXT
ONPUBLIZITY…
I LIKE TO WORK HARD.
– OBVIOUSLY, I KNOW HOW
TO DO MY LIFE.
LIKE, I’M 20-BLAH YEARS OLD
AND I KNOW WHAT TO DO,
SO THANK YOU,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT’S, LIKE,
JUST GO TO BED.
– WHERE THE [bleep]
IS LIZ?
[whining]

100 comments

this shit seems funnier than key and peele, but key and peele has some great moments, still nothing anywhere close to the chappelle show yet, that sarah silverman and demetria martin were pretty damn funny, miss them

The Chappelle show ended in 2006. Key and Peele started in 2012. I don't think K&P had anything to do with the cancellation of the Chappelle show -__-

Chappelle's show ended in 2006. Key and Peele started 6 years later. So…you're kind of an idiot if you think those two shows had a connection.

it's definitely not the best show but kroll as liz is fucking hilarious – also him as johnny bottleservice. he needs better supporting comedians though

"nigga you aint makin no cents" – Man, your stupid. Your stupidity and "thuggish" demeanor enticed me to look at your channel.. I've never heard of a thug that likes Phish and the Allman brothers…your just a wannabe….and it's fucking sad.

It's not very Ironic, it's actully a common error. Not being able to recognize a mistake, having a lack of understanding and reason is also a sign of lower intelligence. I suppose you may be stupid too. Now that's truely ironic.

it was a joke, because i knew that someone would come in and comment on how stupid it sounds and try to sound like the smartest person in the world. for your health

…notice that after he says "OHMYGOD", the client breaks into a big smile, like he's breaking up a bit.

Also, the client is played by Mitch Hurwitz, the creator of Arrested Development

It could be breaking up, but I think it's a genuine expression to chuckle incredulously when someone gets excited about something very quickly. Like a, "Wait, you serious?" kind of laugh.

Obviously I know how to do my life like I'm twenty em years old and I know what to do so think yewo you know what I mean its like just go to bed.

why doesn't this come on comedy central anymore? am i dumb and the last episode i watched was the season finale? :[[

What's the point in raising awareness for dog cancer.. There's nothing we can do about it.. Stop wasting money on this shit and get the cure for people cancer.

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